Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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