Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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