It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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