Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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