You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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