Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
