thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
