The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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