if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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