You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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