Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
false alarm. still invincible.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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