just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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