Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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