But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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