i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
