U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize