question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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