I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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