at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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