i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
