it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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