at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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