I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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