Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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