Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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