My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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