dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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