You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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