So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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