this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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