Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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