She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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