Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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