Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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