is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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