At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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