Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You can't just leave with hair like that
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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