My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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