i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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