Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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