At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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