Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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