Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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