I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
can u get pink eye on your cock?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
