absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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