it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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