i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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