just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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