another moral hangover. fuck.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Congratulations! We have a period
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