# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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