so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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