Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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