i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He better not be in your backpack
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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