I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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