Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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