VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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