Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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