so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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