This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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