So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
How's work?
Spinning.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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